Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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