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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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We were destined to go to rehab together
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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