im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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