Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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