I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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