and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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