You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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