I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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