After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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