On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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