Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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