Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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