You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
