we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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