called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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