suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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