Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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