So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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