Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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