i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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