Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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