I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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