Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
We need to get me chipped asap
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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