Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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