He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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