Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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