Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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