ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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