whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Houston, we have a squirter
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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