i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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