Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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