if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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