Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Randomize
