Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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