before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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