He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Randomize
