i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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