i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I will die if light touches me.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
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I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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