Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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