Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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