I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.