in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize