that's an acceptable place to lick
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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