I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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