Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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