5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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