I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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