This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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