And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
The power of my boobs compel you
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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