Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i jhust puked up my retainher.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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