I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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