i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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