i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
i now understand why vodka
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