HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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