You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
